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[โ€“] thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 68 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

I got you.

Www.stealmytesla.com

No need to be embarrassed anymore!

[โ€“] Corno@lemm.ee 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The customer service part... ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Our team will handle all the paperwork and finer details of filing insurance claims and police reports to provide you a smooth transition of ownership and plausible deniability.

That should be higher up on the page, since that'd be the primary value of that service.

[โ€“] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

It's also the point where it's blindingly obvious the site is a joke, so I do think it's best saved for last.

[โ€“] sunbytes@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Excellent work by someone there. I love the customer service agent with the ski mask (who can barely keep a straight face) lol

[โ€“] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nice idea, but what if I want my tesla set on fire instead?

[โ€“] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Well then you're in luck because that might already be a feature of the model you have!

[โ€“] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Pour a bucket of water on it

[โ€“] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

It really is a website that can be linked to!

So is The Onion.