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[–] Krik@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

How does one use toilet paper in this 'state'?

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 17 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

try { useToiletPaper(); }catch(Exception $e){ cussWords($e); rinseHands(); dryHands(); useToiletPaper(); }

Although,

$Shower = new $Shower(); $Shower->washAnus();

may be an acceptable alternative under some circumstances.

[–] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 20 points 17 hours ago

Just hop back to the shower.