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[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

As a software engineer on the hunt for a new job, it seems like every company hiring right now is one of three things:

  • Evil Distopian Nightmare Corporation
  • Same, But Also Makes Weapons
  • AI Startup Named "Jilquetoast"
[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would work for jilquetoast is they have cool titles like toast master, jilquer of the court or Sjilquerin.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

at least it's not "jelquetoast"