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Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And everyone tells me I'd be an asshole for asking a girl out while she's at work. Well don't keep us in suspense man, story time.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's why you follow her when she leaves work and ask her out on the way home. She's not at work then so it's okay.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Lmao sound advice, can't argue against it.