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Everyone thinks rules 1 and 2 are:
But really they are:
All the blokes I've met that are happy in love are just gentle and respectful, especially of consent.
Turns out, and I know this is a shocker, we're not fucking aliens we just want to be treated as equally valuable and interesting people.
If you were getting it on with aliens, you'd be especially valuable and interesting.
A lot of women I know would love to get it on with aliens, but are stuck with humans. Mind and gentle Terrans are worth settling for I suppose…
I mean I am at least normatively a guy and I would have to consider a relationship with an alien. Could definitely be interesting. Humans are very flawed creatures and are frequently disappointing.
Those prelubed long grey fingers just do it for me mate.