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When the product manager rolls in to open a JIRA ticket (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] expr@programming.dev 13 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Have you used Jira? It's a memory guzzler

[–] finkrat@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I wish it was the heaviest thing I dealt with. It is big but my God, (mandatory) Microsoft apps, particularly Teams and Outlook, make that look small in comparison

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

It's memory and Javascript usage helped my company transition away from IE (to Chrome 🤷‍♂), so at least it was good for something.

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I've tried to