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[–] Venicon@lemmy.world 104 points 5 months ago (4 children)
[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 57 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 50 points 5 months ago

We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are you serious with that turtleneck?

[–] TheEvilEye@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You lose a lot of heat in the neck

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Can I try it on?

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?

My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Dead ostriches need loving too.