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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Next you'll be telling me a hot dog isn't a type of taco.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But some sandwiches are burgers like that bacon chicken burger you posted.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dumplings are calzones as are pop tarts.

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Then funyuns and burger rings are sushi, but sashimi is sometimes toast

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You’re thinking of nigiri, sashimi has no starch.

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This really is a Picasso perspective on things. Now I know he was just craving calzones this whole time.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Picasso’s ear could be considered sashimi.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Today I'll be showing you how to make an authentic, delicious calzone using only six pieces of toast...

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

The top layer of pastry in a pop tart is perforated through to the filling, so I would argue that it doesn't count as a bread, which would make the pop tart a toast.

M&Ms are calzones...

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some sandwiches are burgers but it needs steak to be a burger

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’ve never heard of a steak burger.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Go to a pub, it’s called a steak sandwich on the menu.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"my local pub said so" fallacy

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

Your mother said a lot of things. I didn't know how religious she was.