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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by devil_d0c@lemmy.world to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world

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Edit: so im done with my preliminary research into this codebase.

Our corporate SSO provider is changing, so I've been updating our tools to take advantage of the new badges. I found this in a web application that I started on today. The original developer is long gone, and according to our PaaS, this app has been running for just under 3 years without an update.

There is no CI/CD, blue-green deployment, or back ups. The database is an H2 db with ddl-auto set to create-drop on startup, meaning that this database will delete itself if the app is restaged but thanks to this guys code, it won't populate itself. 🤷

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[–] dgendreau@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Its Happy Fun Function!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmqeZl8OI2M

[–] devil_d0c@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You get a side effect! You get a side effect! You all get siiiide effffects!!!