Meat eaters all have the same 3 jokes and they're all retarded. Embrace the possibility of not having a permanently soft dick and start eating plants.

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

But... we do eat plants...

[–] alcamtar@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We just use animals to pre-process our plants

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Good one 🤣.

[–] BassaForte@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Hell yeah, salad is a great side dish for steak.

[–] KnowledgeableNip@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yup, that's one of the three jokes, you got it bud

[–] BassaForte@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's literally not a joke though, but I mean feel free to keep getting offended that people enjoy meat.

[–] swan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fr what’s with all the vegan pushing on this website lol. It’s like trying to push your religion on someone, Just let them live their life and focus on yourself

[–] BassaForte@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Well said, 100%

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml -2 points 2 years ago

Exactly 👍.

[–] DrZaious@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm enlightened, I eat both meat and plants.

[–] CorruptBuddha@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

Can this power be taught?

[–] Robbsen1@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago

So brave 👏

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Embrace the possibility of not having a permanently soft dick and start eating plants.

I exclusively eat meat and I suffer from priapism. So ha! 😤

[–] CorruptBuddha@lemmy.ca -1 points 2 years ago

Keto jacked my libido thank you very much! I could probably murder an elk with my dick.