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Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? (hilariouschaos.com)
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He was outstanding in his field!

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Why did the dog sit in the shade? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Supplies!

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because he was outstanding in his field!

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Why did the bicycle collapse? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because it was two-tired!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Nacho cheese!

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Why was the calendar afraid? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because its days were numbered!

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Why do bicycles fall over? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because they're two-tired!

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Why did the dolphin join a band? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because it had the best tuna in town!

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Why did the coffee file a police report? (hilariouschaos.com)
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It got mugged!

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Why was the broom late? (hilariouschaos.com)
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It swept in!

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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because they make up everything!

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How do you throw a space party? (hilariouschaos.com)
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You planet!

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Why did the tomato turn red? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because it saw the salad dressing!

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Why did the tree go on vacation? (hilariouschaos.com)
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It needed to branch out!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? (hilariouschaos.com)
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A stick!

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because they make up everything!

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Why did the frog sit on the lily pad? (hilariouschaos.com)
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He wanted to try a new "hop-scotch!"

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? (hilariouschaos.com)
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To get his quarterback!

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Why did the bicycle fall over? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because it was two-tired!

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Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because they're scent-imental!

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Why did the math teacher open a window company? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because she excelled in her field!

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? (hilariouschaos.com)
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A thesaurus!

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Why did the chicken join a band? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because it had the drumsticks!

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Why did the baker go to therapy? (hilariouschaos.com)
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He kneaded some help!

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