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[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This has to be illegal. I mean, it's basically suicide incitement (or whatever is the phrase for it)

[–] vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago (7 children)
[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if(condition) {#block never used} else {#actually do a thing}

Vs

ifn't(condition) {#actually do a thing}

Vs

if!(condition) {#actually do a thing}

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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

Cannot start a statement with else. One can with ifn't. There is a new thing where we don't branch (which is a separate discussion).

Or am I missing the joke...

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[–] tiredofsametab@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

die unless $keyword == "unless";

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[–] lordmauve@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

Python already has this.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

i assume "ifnot" wasn't edgy enough and makes inferior noises on custom mechanical keyboards? /s

[–] luciole@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago
[–] 420stalin69@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

array.whomst(element => element === needle)

[–] Hexbear2@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is the !biggest comp sci innovation in !decades

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