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[–] purahna@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That name is like if a US company that makes mayo called itself Wounded Knee or My Lai.

[–] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would be if the US had stolen the recipe for mayonnaise from Lakota or Vietnamese people. The level of appropriation Israel commits to pretend to be indigenous is extraordinary.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Anglo Zionist be like "Oy bruv, dis 'ere hammus bin in moi famelee fa jenerayshuns yeah? Me mam use ta mayk i' in her ainshun homa tayl aveev bruv, we is injidinus ta tha levunt, ya feel me bruv?"

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

u wot m8, ill hook you in the hummus

[–] kig_v2@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I wish everyone talked like this

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Is PepsiCo on the quest to obtain as many Israeli food companies as possible? They're in on Sodastream as well.

[–] cwtshycwtsh@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Is this Hamas?

[–] CriticalResist8@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 year ago

I shall not.

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Is this one of those condemnents?

[–] NikkiB@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Half a day later and I get the joke lmao

[–] SpaceDogs@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Tastes great in a sandwich. I will be making homemade soon!

[–] davel@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago

More for me then 🤤

[–] ComradeSalad@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I though that was grits and I got so confused.

[–] comradeRichard@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Ha! Found another cornbread commie 🫡

[–] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Took me a moment before I understood the joke

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I wholeheartedly and without reservation condemn the oily pea paste. It can go where it belongs, right beside mayo and avocados, in ~~the garbage~~ someone else's kitchen.

[–] Red_Scare@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Mayo was a staple of Soviet cuisine, you could hardly find a salad without it, it was also a common ingredient in pies and even in sweet cakes.

Which you would've known had you been real KGB, western spy!

[–] voight@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

avocados??(??

[–] voight@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

what the fucm

[–] kig_v2@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Im some Dr. KGB but this is the worst thing i have ever read on this site, you just attacked 1/3 of my diet