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Cell phone: talkie walkie

Mausoleum: roomy tomb-y

Armor: hardy guardy

That poor keming is so distracting!

Missile: zoomy boomy

Honorable mention:

gun = rooty tooty point-n-shooty

Credit should go to Nathan Pyle where this content originated with a less insane font.

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Defibrillators aren't used to start your heart though. Quite the opposite actually.

They're used to get you out of an abnormal heart rhythm, by briefly stopping your heart, and letting your body restart it on it's own, hopefully with a regular rythm.

so what's fucky wucky then?

that just sounds like the british language

sitty shitty