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this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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I would be in the other chair.
Shittin in the shower
Damnmit. I asked that kid to clean off this coffee table and now there's a pepper grinder, a bag of terrible candy, three remote controls, and some crushed fortune cookies, all under my back.
I am now on the floor
I'm in a different chair
Nice try, you're not socialing my security question.
In sitting under my telescope
I fall off the radiator attached to my wall.
I'm probably partially inside a dishwasher now and now we have to wait forever for the apartment managers to replace it and the counter.
AKA my life becomes slightly harder as now I have the first world problem of having to manually wash and dry dishes by hand.
I'm now sitting partially inside my couch's end table. My wife just fell down the stairs.
Im sat on a turd
You just discovered the tensile strength of the color green is umpity dumpity 400. How does that make your left nut feel?
That's how utterly asinine these kinds of queries are.