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I'll just be a quick 3h (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by CowsLookLikeMaps@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] stufkes@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Garcia From Criminal Minds: consider it done 😂

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Enhance

[–] nintendiator@feddit.cl 4 points 2 years ago

Hang on, what's that? Click on the ip_address column!

[–] squeezeyerbawdy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Oooh I had a 45 second coughing fit- thanks flu and you dear poster!

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Me right now, discovering that our archives data have file sizes... sometimes in bytes, sometimes in kilobytes. I found some pattern this morning thinking I could know which was which, then the pattern collapsed at some date in the past.
Joy.

[–] lorty@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 years ago

You forgot the 3 paragraph WHERE clause to get every data point of a wednesday of an even year of a person who stubbed their toes on a roomba in their parent's basement.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

See this is where Excel ... well, excels!

Pivot tables do these data pulls pretty easy

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Please don't tell that to any manager. They'll misinterpret it.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Nah this is one of those slick work deals, legit all you need to do is list all your entries, order a pivot table, and then you can just arrange your variables to display however you want them to, do a little format pizaz, and voila, here's that "report" you asked for!

[–] oce@jlai.lu 5 points 2 years ago

Is it ironic?

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