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What's the best line from Ralph Wiggum? (lemmy.world)
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[–] ProfessorChaos@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.

[–] HereWeGo@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago

"This tastes like grandma!" wins for me because it's immediately followed by Chief Wiggum: "You're right son, it DOES taste like grandma!"

[–] cheggyeggplant@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

“The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.”

[–] devious@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

It's a toss up between "Me fail English? That’s unpossible" and "It tastes like burning"!

[–] CrazyEyesEddie@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

I'm in danger!

[–] proper@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

I bent my Wookie.

[–] Potato@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Go banana.

[–] quizno50@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

I choo-choo choose you.

[–] MBM@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a [literal] viking

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

"Ah, you've done grand, laddie! Now you know what you have to do: burn the house down! BURN 'EM ALL!"

The leprechaun's presumably a figment of his imagination, so it counts as a line from him.