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My screenshot of Twitter for your consideration (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] BaroqueInMind@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does this cute account also exist on Mastodon somewhere? Someone please help!

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

If you do @handle@bird.makeup, you can follow them by proxy.

[–] orangeNgreen@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I like to put crunch water in my water to make my water more water.

[–] The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I prefer adding powdered milk to my milk to get 50% more milk per milk

[–] Screwthehole@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I do this with my morning coffee when I hit snooze extra times. Just throw a spoonful of instant in my brewed coffee and drink 1 cup. Sometimes with 2 ice cubes so I can consume it quick. Depends how many times I hit snooze lol

[–] darvocet@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Are you Xzibit?

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

My mostly black dog likes to lie out in the direct sun during the summer for half an hour before coming inside and eating ice cubes at volumes higher than a jet plane taking off.

[–] lhx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

s/crunch/cronch . Missed opportunity there.

[–] bready2die@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

aha! further proof that my dog is not, in fact, a dog!