Games

Dying geeting sniped from a bush while trying to not get poisoned by a swarm of zombie bees (Hunt: Showdown).

Some jacked up 8-8 monster comes around the corner as i, a poor 1-2 Aegis soldier am demanded to sacrifice my self to the beast, so my Commander can go another round.

Will I remain as the same I am in the real world person or do get to choose who I become. Because if I remain a normal human, I am pretty much fucked in the 40k universe

Dying geeting sniped from a bush while trying to not get poisoned by a swarm of zombie bees (Hunt: Showdown).

I'm now an axolotl with an AK-47 who is killing to provide food for my children.

I don't see a downside.

Why did my last game have to be Chivalry 2?

Being repeatedly torn apart by various medieval weapons does not sound like a good time.

Another HiE story. At least it won't mean an instagib or other untimely demise, that place is pretty chill.

I'm a muffifed immortal redneck shooting eypgetican creatures sounds good to me at least my teeth isn't all crooked wait do rednecks have good dental care?

I get turned into a zombie, or get stomped by a giant, or just stabbed, or get burned alive by a friend.

Well, the base is on an island with fairly good turret protection from the biters, but I dont know anything about engineering, so Id probably shut down the factory except for the bullet farm, make a comfy nest in the wreck of the ship, and go fishing.

I go hunting in Australia. Sounds like a good time.

my 1WO stares at me in utter disbelief how his supposedly ace of a Kaleun could fuck up this badly. again. (Silent Hunter 3. snuck into a convoy at night and bad weather. convoy zigs towards me, no time for final speed estimation, i go with last estimate, 4 eels in the water, all pass ahead. possibility: convoy slowed one knot due sea state. decide to surface to reposition. have a brainfart, my artillery starts shooting. hell breaks loose, star shells and searchlights everywhere. both engines AK, course 90. destroyer follows shooting star shells. half an hour zigzagging until he loses me.

Probably fight a group of cannibals..

i realise i am in hypixel bedwars trios and regret playing it. i suck at bedwars

Ocarina of Time, so I hope it's the past version rather than the future version.

I need to summon the elector counts

I get jumped by a hog-sized cockroach and probably die TBH.

I'd be attacked by a scholar and cleric at night and have my stuff/information taken. People around me won't even be aware of what's happening despite being pummeled an elemental barrage. I will be relatively unscathed though.

Octopath Traveler 2.

I'd probably get killed by a giant ant.

I'd reach out to grab my smartphone only to realize there's now two of them on my desk. I'm about to have a very bad day~

O man I'd be stuck in call of duty, would die repetatively... Guess I shoulda played that porn game they keep advertizing on pornhub

I need to find a hat, backpack, and some shoes so I can hopefully survive fighting a genetically engendered duck with the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the grim reaper, and a noodle bowl..

I'm suddenly in a dilapidated home that needs remodeling and cleaning. But not fancy clean because I need to sell it to preppers.

Digimon cyber sleuth. I guess it really depends in what position I would be in in the world but overall it seems like a jackpot. I get to capture and battle with digimons and there's an actual virtual reality world to travel to. Sweet.

I'd probably get a bouncy stick to the side of my head before I notice anything.

Arcana hot and cold - I get to have sex with a beast girl. Nice.

I summon my black stallion, some old ruins nearby begin to move.

I die. Then I wake up in my fancy coffin again just to die again a bit later. But at least I have a nice house and some servants.

Destiny? Assuming I'm in the Last City, things MIGHT be OK. If I'm not, assuming the season is the current timeline, there's a short amount of time before the Shadow Legion captures me, some hangers-on from House Dusk kill me, the Red Legion (what's left of it) kills me, or the Witness ends reality as we know it.