Games

I'd be kicking some mf'ing shell, that's for sure!

VRChat. What does that mean? Do I literally get teleported into vrchat as I am irl? Do I have a little menu that'll pop up on my wrist to change avatars/bodies? Can I go to new worlds or am I stuck in the last world I was in? Am I by myself in some kinda limbo-vrchat where it's not actually a game but some kind of other universe that just appears to be vrchat, or can I actually meet up with other people? Can I get hurt or do the same rules of physics, health, food, etc apply? Is vrchat even a game?

If vrchat isn't considered a game, then Bomb Rush Cyberfunk. It'll be cool to be in the future I guess? The game itself is fun, but if I show up as the person I am irl, then it'll be kinda boring. I guess I could always learn how to do sweet tricks and grinds though.

Does tabletop count? I become an incredibly powerful Planeswalker and visit zendikar, ravnica, and Kamigawa.

Otherwise, I'll probably just settle into the grind on a freighter and drift into the starfield.

Really hope I can get an entry position at Ryujin Industries (they always seem to be recruiting) so I can afford to not live in the slums and work on getting the skills needed to survive long-term.

I go hollow, probably

likely I die crashing my ship into the sun trying to figure out where the fuck this lost civilization went. (outer wilds)

Well, I’m lost in this ever-changing burning basement and have to shoot my tears at all these weird enemies and hope I find some good power-ups, and hope I can evade Mom. (Binding of Isaac)

I drown or get eaten by aggressive fauna.

The world of Subnautica is not a friendly place for the unprepared.

I'm gonna turn down both Halsin's and the Emperor's sexual advances, again, then remind hot Karl that she's the only one for me, and then when we leave camp, I'll probably immediately get murderized by Sarevok because I'm not gonna join his latest murder cult and he's not gonna like that.

Baldur's Gate 3 Act 3 has it all.

Balder's Gate would be pretty chill until the illithids transform everyone

I'd eventually fall through a hole and maybe see talking animals several hundred feet below.

I dont want to admit how fucked I am, but I almost wish Rimworld was the last game I played now

Probably be beaten up by a bandit or davis or something

An Anomaly storm is about to vaporize me or turn me into a god. Odds aren't looking great.

I die in a cave collapse while prospecting for cassiterite

I guess I'm dying...

Of laughter at Drax and the banter of the other guardians. Or killed by some flarking space weirdo.

I‘d probably die in the French revolution

vibing with hatsune miku as the last game i played was F2nd

Schadenfreude and kill bind

I would be blown to bits by a black scottish cyclops and then get buried in a soup can

It depends, am I going to be a washed up disco star or a car obsessed binoclard?

I've been wasting time with Noita and BG3 as of late. I played Noita before leaving for work today, so the most likely thing to happen is I set myself on fire.

Ummm, I don't even know what "from the depths" is like to live in? Weird? I would be a brain in a box?

I mean. Either I am an Idol (a greek god), or just your average person living a normal life. Suppose not much would change xD.