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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What do humans do with their arms when they are sprinting?

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[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

they actually just bend down and use the human arms to help walk (more legs = faster, since less time without touching ground, more time propelling themselves forward)

[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

The human centipede is the world'a fastest animal.

One hand scrolls through tiktok and the other holds an iced coffee, just like humans do while driving a car.

[–] mesamunefire@piefed.social 30 points 2 days ago

Naruto run.

[–] Townlately 26 points 2 days ago

Does no one watch Xena anymore?

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Random, but I've just now realised centaurs can't shake hands with the milkman.

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Got me thinking of a centaur version of "West Side Story" and snapping their fingers while performing and dancing to "Cool."

[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 6 points 1 day ago

maybe you can't stop thinking about it but I'm built different

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

They place them majestically on their hips, as if they're the captain of a boat.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"HMS Centaur, coming through!"

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

"Ow, you just elbowed me in the face, asshole!"

"I SAID HMS CENTAUR COMING THROUGH!"

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

they hold them out in front of themselves like they’re holding motorcycle handlebars and they make the sounds with their mouth

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 22 points 2 days ago

Just windmilling their fists like wrecking balls.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago
[–] robotElder2@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is the real reason centaurs are almost always drawn with bows and arrows. Not for horse archer vibes, so the artist had something to do with their hands.

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was about to say, "Holding a bow and arrow"

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

If you'd imagine how much something like a centaur would need to eat, they'd probably carry snacks.

[–] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

This is why they're usually carrying a weapon. Not to fight, but so they won't feel awkward with their hands.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

They play the accordion!!

[–] Bongles@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In all the media I've seen the arms basically just stay in place, half bent.

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[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

Naruto running, all the time

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

"Humans can't run, what would they do with their arms?"

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They do the Choo Choo train with their arms.

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Rubik's cube

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