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[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There we go, fixed that for you

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

You should put in the straight track so that when we loop back the trolley doesn’t flip

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Pull the switch after the front tires have already passed the section and get some sweet drift action.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Drifting is obviously the answer here. Also can we get Peter Thiel on the track too?

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Don’t change the original picture because it might change the calculus lol

[–] UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Dies the trolley have a reverse?

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I had an obsession with the trolley problem in college and I’ve never been more conflicted by a choice than this. I think I’d pick left.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

I've had an obsessive hatred for it, but this one I like

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

I firmly believe trump is just a senile buffoon without the others directing him so agreed.

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Why isn’t Thiel on those tracks? He is a puppet master.

[–] drath@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 1 points 2 weeks ago

Trump isn't long for this world unless we do something about the zealots supporting him, then we'll be dealing with his legacy EVEN LONGER after his passing. I mean we're going to be dealing with the consequences of his terms for generations anyway, but things can always get worse if we don't course correct as soon as possible. His supporters aren't just mindless drones that will disperse once he's gone, they are the workers making the magic happen for him. A demagogue without their minions isn't the same kind of threat.

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 1 points 2 weeks ago

Can it go backward?

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Flip the lever once the front wheels have passes so the rear wheels go the other direction. Now both paths will die or we get one sick train crash.