this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2025
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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like it’s only 1 carrot.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's 1 24 carat carrot, though

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Realistically the carrot itself is only something like 5×10^(−11) karat gold.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

I mean, if we're being sticklers, I highly doubt that ring is 24 carats, either. 🤓

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She is now married to a carrot.

A tale of taboo love.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 23 hours ago

New Chuck Tingle novel out soon

[–] philthi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who lets a carrot grow for 13 years?!

[–] frithwyn@lemmings.world 3 points 14 hours ago

A Canadian woman who lost her ring?

[–] TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I wonder at what point the carrot regretted its life.

I mean literally

[–] nonBInary@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] frithwyn@lemmings.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] nonBInary@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)