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[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 12 points 1 week ago

febroctorch has the best weather in Argentina on Tuesdays

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's basically the UI equivalent of this:

Yes, it's a fully-functional date picker and also deviously, wildly, uncomfortably outside of aesthetic norms. Also, there's a lots of fun, invalid combinations of input outside of the usual "February 30th" shenanigans.

Why yes, that's my birthday: the 32nd of Septunepril. What's the problem?

[–] teft@piefed.world 11 points 1 week ago

Novemy showers bring Septanugust flowers.

At least that's what my grandma would say.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

This is a repost from last japril.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Decoctorch sounds kind of cool though. Anyone up for some calendar reform?

[–] k2r@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Napoleon intensifies

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

For a truly peak UI make the text very light gray on a white background, in the thinnest font possible.

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What, you werent born on Mapril 0, 1901?

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[–] paulbg@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago

at least no bot will solve this

[–] eronth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I understand that bad ui is a fun meme and all, but how did this one even cross their mind as an idea for a bad UI? This is a new level of convoluted I would not have even considered.

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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Funny month names are all well and good, but the only ones you can actually spell here are:

January, March, May, September, November, and December.

Otherwise, it's

Febranuary, Japril, Juney, Julyber, Maugust, and Moctober

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

I think you can use the white space so it's "[ ]april"

[–] SnekZone@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Kinda true. If the whitespace from the top row doesn't get removed, you are left with "febr uary".

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

With white space you can make every month

[–] zlatko@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

It's 12, looks good to me.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Finally I can input my birthday of Jempril 0 without having to use a keyboard!

[–] socrates@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Joctopril, novel ACE inhibitor, new and improved!

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They should have included an option for BC and AD.

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I sure hope that 190 slider is also logarithmic

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

This is beautiful. Especially if it filters the available selections based on what is selected in the previous column.

[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Munepril babies always end up junkies and deculyuary babies as priests

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[–] M137@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Septoctougust

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Joctober and Novemy sound fun!

Why yes I am a Jaber baby how did you know

[–] Adalast@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Captchas are really getting out of hand.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

🎶Tell my girl I will be gone by Septuneugust🎶

deculyugust

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 1 week ago
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

disappointed that july is not split into j/ul/y

[–] rustyredox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

septuneuary

[–] CardboardDecoy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah baby I'm a scorpanceitarius

[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] otter@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why is the first part of October in the second box?

Now I want to see an infographic about the common parts of each of the months

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

febr//uary skips the second box, so I think they aimed to have an equal number of options in each column.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That's dumb... Why not separate both in 3, o-cto-ber and fe-bru-ary? This is bad, but in ways I find unacceptable.

[–] dan@upvote.au 4 points 1 week ago

Are you asking for sanity in this abomination?

They can't even align the goddam controls smdh

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