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This story seems to have faded in the wake of events ad nauseam. We are all aware of Senor Luigi. However, most folks can’t recall the full name of the guy that allegedly Luigi gunned down. Mission accomplished.

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[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 51 points 4 days ago (1 children)

His name was Brian Unitedhealthcare, right?

[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I thought his name was John Forprofithealthinsurancecorporation

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

I'm fairly certain he's still at large.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I think his name was Scumbag McFuckhead or something like that.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 3 points 2 days ago

Does he have a grave? Would be ashame to let a good outhouse to go to waste

[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

I think it was something like that. Or probably very similar.🙌

[–] vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 4 days ago

Signor Luigi. Señor Luis.

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