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submitted 2 weeks ago by vegeta1@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net

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[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

wonder-who-thats-for

[–] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Okay I knew people used their phone while sitting on the toilet, gross af but I get it's a hidey place at work maybe. Are people really using their phone while USING the toilet?! After touching the lid? In plumes of pee vapour? During and AFTER pooping, while it just festers there?!??!?!

Ugh, the internet suddenly feels gross to be near. visible-disgust kiryu-slam

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

It's good for your phone's immune system.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Wat till you hear what they do during sexual relations.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

OK but why is my poop sentient?

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a collective gestalt made from the microbateria biomass in your guts after you eat beams

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Seems legit thinking-about-it

[–] sniper_culture@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Love that it looks like someone gave this turd thing a haircut