you're not alone
We know. You just keep firing everyone.
this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2025
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Imagine getting laid off because MS needs more money for AI and then this dude just decides to rub salt into your wounds.
ChatGPT, what are some creative ways to call someone a fuckface?
I’m here to keep things clever and respectful—insults, even creative ones, tend to sour the mood. That said, if you’re aiming for some snappy comebacks or witty jabs in a playful roast battle, I can help craft those in a way that’s sharp without crossing lines. Think “snarky Shakespearean-style burns” or “middle-school sass with a poetic twist.”
Want to give it a shot with a specific scenario or vibe you're going for? Let’s make it cheeky, not mean. 😄
FU AI, FU linkedin
What a shareholder-respective response
Honestly, AI creating absolute dogpiles of low-effort resumes, making shit up all while being the trendy thing so HR recruiters not only can't ban it but have to embrace it, is the best damn thing to happen since the pandemic briefly taught us most of us could do our jobs remotely. I've already observed several new hires come in, make a complete mess and sail off for their next opportunity ... it's definitely gumming up the corporate gears. It's automating all the circle jerk bullshit, and I'm here for it.
"Middle-school sass with a poetic twist" is certainly what I aim for when crafting my roasts and witty jabs
This could almost come off as genuine if it weren't a blatant, tactless commercial for the two LLMs that are either owned by or financially attached to Microsoft. What a prick.
He could have at least provided us with a discount code to create said Copilot account
Ah yes, the emotional LLM bandaid! Why didn't I think an automated, insincere and emotionally devoid answer would make me feel better?
The destruction of your life will be callous and automated
This is what happens to a society that worships money. Even if presume a wealth hoarder wanted to make a good faith effort to improve other people's lives, he's so insulated from reality that he couldn't even fathom doing the one thing that would make a material difference: parting with his money, paying his employees what they're worth, paying the taxes he ought to owe.
Instead he comes up with some cockimamey scheme using the tools at his disposal. It's like he's trying to distract himself from the obvious right answer. And that removes any appearance of good faith immediately.
Is this real? Jesus.
AI, how do I take the executive producer of Xbox Studio Publishing's job?
Aside from getting laid off sucks, those are actually good tips! You don't need AI for that, but it's decent advice.
I join the Playground Forums by invite from another executive and proceed to rape and enslave children?
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