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[โ€“] nebulaone@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

"You've met me at a strange time of my life"

Might not be exactly correct, but I can't believe no one has posted this one yet.

[โ€“] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

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[โ€“] Yermaw@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago

"No stairway. Denied."

[โ€“] 9point6@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

A lot of Arnie and no "hasta la vista, baby"

Baffling

[โ€“] Naich@lemmings.world 5 points 5 days ago

"It's in Belgium".

[โ€“] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

"Listen... Do you smell something?"

[โ€“] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Cattle mutilations are up.

[โ€“] AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And your GF sleeps above the covers

Six feet above the covers!

[โ€“] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] zell565@lemmus.org 3 points 5 days ago

"The dart, man! You got a fuckin' dart in your neck! "

[โ€“] Anti_Iridium@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Who the fuck in their right mind would want everlasting life? The endless conversation.

[โ€“] aMockTie@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago

That was really a bomb? Man, there's some sick people in this world, sick people!

[โ€“] Albbi@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago

click

๐ŸŽถ Then put your little hand in mine There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?

[โ€“] bobbyfiend@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"I have no response to that."

[โ€“] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

They never do!

[โ€“] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

"I feel the need..."

(I don't even have to finish the line.)

[โ€“] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

How you doing?๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ’…

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[โ€“] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Smell your hand!

[โ€“] theedqueen@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

We both like soup.

[โ€“] pseudonaut@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Bitches leave.

[โ€“] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

"Now this is happening"

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