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What's a random line from a movie that fans of it will instantly know? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 5 days ago

Anybody want a peanut?

[–] shai_hulud@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

lithium is no longer available on credit

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 9 points 5 days ago

"Snake Pliskin? I thought he was dead."

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My nipples look like milk duds.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Your clothes are red!

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[–] Zoop@beehaw.org 9 points 5 days ago

A gun rack? A gun rack. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do...with a gun rack?

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

They're trashing our rights, Trashing!

Hack the planet, hack the planet!!

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[–] Sorrow3527@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

You wouldn't toss a dwarf

[–] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

The stars! They are not in position!

[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

‘I am no messenger… but I will give you a message: the message of death!’

[–] odious@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Zoltan!

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 3 days ago

It’s not your job to be as confused as Nigel!

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 3 days ago

I love listening to your little pissant soldiers trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.

[–] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

[–] DizzoMyNizzo@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...My ass. Nyahaa! Nyahaa!

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none.

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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

She doesn't even go here

[–] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...

[–] Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

"...sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

"So long, and thanks for all the fish."

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[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I am steve

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

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[–] hungprocess@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 5 days ago

"Eight? Who taught you math!?"

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