The last bullet is true even now. Just go into Threads or Bluesky. So many bots and scammers.
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I love my computer, you make me feel alright! every waking hour, and every lonely night! I love my computer, for all you give to me! predictable errors, and no identity! and it's never been quite so easy, I've never been quite so happy!!! all I need to do, is click on you, and we'll be joined in the most soul-less way! and we'll never ever ruin each other's day, cuz when I'm through I just click, and you just go away! I love my computer, you're always in the mood! I get turned on, when I turn on you! I love my computer, you never ask for more! you can be a princess, or you can be my whore! and it's never been quite so easy. I've never been quite so happy!!! the world outside is so big, but it's safe in my domain, because to you, I'm just a number and a clever screen name! all I need to do is click on you! and we'll be together for eternity, and no one is ever gonna take my love from me, because I've got security, her password and a key!
I made every one of these predictions years ago
Just swap security cameras back over to analog, problem solved for video evidence
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