doing a pizza with spicy hummus instead of tomato sauce is superior in every way, also pineapples on a hummus pizza is S-tier and italians can eat my ass

I never really liked ice cream at all, and this isn't even me speaking as a vegan. Before going vegan, I hated ice cream, and nowadays, even dairy-free ice cream is totally unappetizing and unenjoyable to me.

Ketchup sucks shit. Really good ketchup only sucks moderately less shit than regular.

Butter is overrated and vegetable oil is a more than suitable alternative for most instances and in double blind testing most people could never guess which one is which

Peanuts don't belong in brownies

or anything for that matter

Italian food is mid. Sweet food sucks. Acidic food sucks. Savory and sour is where it's at. Czechs are better at cooking than the Fr*nch who think they're culinary masters for making animals eat only butter and using endless garlic and butter on everything. Wine is also garbage. Thick, dark beers (so dark they taste like chocolate and bread) are the optimal way to drink alcohol.

if you leave tofu to it's own devices it tastes of nothing + the faint taste of soybeans (depending on type)
so if someone doesn't like the taste of tofu

• they have cooked it with something that tastes bad
• their tofu has gone off
• they are both extremely sensitive and averse to the taste of soybeans

A good pizza is the best tasting food, superior even to high end dining.

But most pizza is pretty shit.

not a hot take more like a disgusting thought but I wonder what would happen if you made cheese with a mixture of soy and dairy milk, so it has that whey AND soy protein, i wonder what that would be like

Your geographic distance from Oaxaca/Chiapas is directly proportional to how bad your Mexican food tastes.

The texture of refried beans makes it inedible. It also looks like diarrhea.

the ideal pizza is:

jalapeno, pineapple, mushroom, pepperoni, and anchovies

you get every spot on your tongue activated except for bitter: sweet, salty, umami, savory, spicy, cooling, funkiness from the cheese, acidity

Best potatoes on pizza are sliced thin and layered under the cheese, just peeking out in the crust side

Standard red beets are better raw and if youre gonna roast em, cut em into wedges first, skin on roasting is for suckers. Tried it at work once just messing around they came out amazing. This is not a hot take but a hot tip, people aren't against it but usually haven't tried it.

I guess my hottest is you can put fucking anything on a pizza if it already goes together and it's fine. Made green curry pizza before and it slapped.