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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Wood is heavy

[–] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 1 week ago

they can pleasure you once

[–] Paranomaly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One reason I've heard it's that you can hold the spoon after pulling the pin on a pineapple grenade, but not on a stick

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