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Leopards Ate My Face

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CJMusic Oct 7, 2023:

Joe Biden is the worst US president in history.

CJMusic Jul 6, 2024:

It would appear that, in light of Biden failing and floundering, the Dems sent their minions out to foment panic about Project 2025. It won't work.

CJMusic May 1, 2025:

I regret voting for Trump.

My husband is laid off and can't find a job and my kids' credit scores have tanked bc of his student loan policy.

This is not what I voted for.

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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

Fuck you CJ it's exactly what you voted for, so fuck you again

[–] frazw@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The problem with choosing your own reality is that when it doesn't bear any resemblance to actual reality, you will inevitably be forced to face up to it at some point.

Humans generally hate to admit when they are wrong so creating a version of events where you didn't make a mistake is easier.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The magic of modern social media is that you can ensconce yourself in a made-up AM Talk Radio / AI-generated reality. CJ's experiencing a bit of propaganda lag between experiencing the consequences of the policy and being told who to blame as the scapegoat. But that's just due to us living in an in-between time with no elections on the immediate horizon.

Talk to CJ in the run up to the midterms and ask her why her husband is laid off and her kids credit scores are shit. I'm sure she'll be able to explain in great detail how Illegal Gay ISIS Woke Feminazis are to blame.

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Exactly the reason Fox was created, and The Fairness Doctrine was killed.

Seal your cult voters in an alternate reality bubble. Win. Repeat.

The leopards feast.

[–] Gregg@lemm.ee 24 points 3 days ago

Time for the ye olde rugged individuals to pull themselves up by their bootstraps

[–] circledot@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago (14 children)

I don't really get the hostility towards the person. It is good to relize and even admitting you were wrong. We should encourage that nd not give shit. Important are the person's future actions.

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don’t get the grace your giving a person who voted explicitly to harm migrants, the lgbt community, homeless people, marginalized people, leftists, lawyers, judges and anyone who isn’t white.

Baby back liberals as their enemies wrap the noose around their neck

“we cAnT eVeR hUrT sOmEoN’eS fEe-fEeS we hAvE tO be tOlErANt aNd tOoThLeSs AnD nEvEr dO aNyThInG”

Fucking pussies

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[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 10 points 2 days ago

Ah well let me explain

When someone makes a mistake - such as small babies peeing outside the toilet and shit like that - that's on the parent. There's "bitch baby stop doing that shit" approach and there's the "baby please learn how to pee I will help you"

Responsibility and learning is different things.

When you vote. And brag. About voting for leopards eating people faces, and then your face gets eaten..

That's not a mistake. That's misusing responsibility. I'm certain you can catch on to the difference. Babies don't learn how to not miss the toilet like idiots until they assume responsibility for their urine dispatch and understanding the perils of not doing that.

Please look back at this easy flowchart for reference in the future:

Realizing mistake - > thankful for being rediculed, as you now understand what a fool you where and this is a relief to see people helping stop others from doing that. We don't tell babies that they are awesome for peeing at a location at random. We give them praise when they start trying to pee correctly into the toilet. Even if they fail, we say good job chap, you are peeing in maybe the right direction or at least trying my boy or girl, well on ya

Rediculed and becoming a baby, crying - > you regress into childhood and potentially start peeing on the edge of the toilet messing up the entire outfit and it's because you absorbed a correct helping jeer as a hostile attack on your inner soul. Of which nobody will ever see if you abstain from error correcting, such as for instance learning how to pee correctly or vote sanely.

You're welcome!

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Valid point, but this is the leopards ate my face community. We're here to see faces eaten.

[–] runeko@programming.dev 8 points 2 days ago

Note: This is Leopards Ate My Face. This is the place where people enjoy seeing comeuppances manifest.

[–] guy@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago

Absolutely true, but these people don't admit they were wrong.

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[–] newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

The Fox made him choose the Leopard

Because something about hunter Biden, I guess. Also something about her e-mails.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago
[–] GuyFawkes@midwest.social 15 points 3 days ago

Good. Each day I grow happier and happier seeing them get what they voted for. I’d like to think they’ve learned their lesson and will never do it again, but quite frankly I’ve had goldfish with longer attention spans than MAGAts. Only way this sticks to grind them down for a while.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 days ago

ahahhaahahahahhaaahahahahahahahahaha!!. fyathyrio.

p.s. yes. yes, it is. it's exactly what you voted for.

bon appétit, dear leopard. this one is seasoned just how ya like 'em.

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