"FUCK YOU, ILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!"
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*FUCK ME, I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
I know someone who always has to say More like rage FOR the machine amiright? They went WOKE!! I just facepalm hard.
To them "the machine" is the liberal shadow state, wokeness etc. which they think controls the world.
YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
(and now i'm under control)
It's always cringy when "the right" can't come up with an original idea so they imitate something successful on "the left" and swap out words and think it'll get anywhere
I'd rather them waste their time on nonsense than actually do something successful. Let them sing songs; the songs always show how well thought out they are.
It's probably less than 0.1% of the population that's capable of any type of original thought and I hate to say this but they seem to be spread evenly across all ideologies
I also hate Cathoclicism
I find it hilarious
Apparently you're the only one. Fox New's Half Hour News Hour didn't last long. https://youtu.be/KCl_--E3T2c It was their attempt to copy The Daily Show and even the title was recycled. It didn't last long
"YEAAAAH I HATE BLACK PEOPLE"
End of verse
They are so bad at what they do. lol
Derp derp 'I'll just copy this band for MY side' derp derp..
The left have done nothing to the US, the mess it's in is solely down to the right and always has been.
I'm mad that people dare defy the MACHINE!!!!
Glaze the machine.
Set List:
Incel Mania
Submit to My Power
Behold My Magnum Dong
All Praise to the Great Leader
Lefty Cunt
Suck Up, Punch Down
I'm Not a Creep, You're a Creep
You're too Ugly to Fuck, Anyway
My Canadian Girlfriend (You Wouldn't Know Her)
Only Fans Love
Deportation Vacation
My Misspelled Face Tattoo
Education is Overrrated (We Don't Need No Critical Thinking)
Don't forget the classic: Suck off, Nazi Punks!
I came here to quote this. 🫡
track their progress. beat the shit out of them at their first show.
I love their new hit: "Your Body, MY Choice" that one goes hard. Their older hit "ICE, ICE, Deport The Babies" didn't quite catch me.
Their first song is just a cover of pumped up kicks
We are those who join forces and we also burn crosses.
thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, UHHHHHHHH
MOTHER, FATHER
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I have no idea how anyone can still think the left and 'globalists' are in power when all the shit for nearly 50 years has been increasing authoritarianism and fascism.
Don't forget while sitting in the oval office trump tweeted about how something that was hurting him was a "deep state conspiracy"
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YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
*Hummer engine revving*
102.3
*bald eagle cries*
BOOTLICKER FM
*explosion*
WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT RIGHT WING METAL
*marching sound*
THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*
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🤘🎸 Rage On The Behalf of The Machine 🎸🤘
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