this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] four@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago

Anon looks at the finger smh

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago

You'll get it after fasting for 20 days straight I've heard.

[–] EightBitBlood@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Buddha wants a "peace" of pizza.

[–] Zuriz@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Have you Heard, Seen, or Suspected the salami here comes from an animal that was killed for my consumption?

Dont know man... is my first day here.

The Blessed One acquiesced with silence.

... The vegetarian one then. Next customer!

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the pizza was cooked long ago.

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