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[โ€“] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Dear liberals.

If my wife can't cum it means God won't allow her.

Please stop saying my dick is small it isn't. Stop asking.

[โ€“] rosco385@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Charlie Kirk would never say "piss", he's more likely to say "wee".

[โ€“] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is an actually good question. Why does it burn when I piss?