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Is viewing a woman's camletoe irl for the first time the same as losing your virginity? (lemmynsfw.com)

submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com

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I saw a camletoe one time and I was confused, I thought it was just a meme. Anyway, later virgins.

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[–] bob@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I hope you asked for consent before you looked

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 day ago

You gotta get consent first for everything these days even wiping your own ass. One time I liked a facebook photo with a woman in it without asking for consent and someone found out. The fallout was so intense that I had to leave town and start a new life. Another time I asked a woman for consent to wipe my own ass and she called the cops on me. MY BAD, I forgot to ask for consent to ask consent FIRST.

Cum will win.

[–] Fleur_@hilariouschaos.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You sick freak. As if being a filthy foot fetishist wasn't enough, you also delve into beastiality and lust after the hooves of camels. I WILL be contacting my lawyer AND my priest. You're done for sinner

[–] bob@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 2 days ago

But I thought cameltoes are sacred?

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You become blind when you lose your virginity though

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes but you can always reset your virginity by pooping in the womens' restroom. And I don't mean in the toilet.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 2 days ago

Fuck. I'm glad I know now!