Autism Memes

Oh I have very good, and very specific reasons for hating that spoon

Dude, fuck that spoon

Well, I can't use it because it's mismatched but I also can't throw away a perfectly good spoon.

It has been bent so many times that the shaft isn't a smooth curve anymore.

I hate that one.

Or those skinny forks. Give me a real fork, dammit.

I hate that spoon too

Happy to see i'm not the only one with this issue.

"I guess I'll just use a fork and accept that it's going to be inefficient and leaky"

"Mah spoon is toooo big!"

I relate every time, then look and see where I’m at.

I also pull out every fork until I find my favorite one. It’s the one that’s bent juuuuust right.

It's a fork in my case. How dare it have a wide handle that feels weird.

I’ve gifted all the non-conforming silverware I had to other people. The only kind I have 0 issues with is IKEA’s ätbart : entirely made of stainless steel, no weird shapes, pleasing motifs on the handles. I have 2 boxes worth so far, possibly going to double that again to make sure I never run out before I die.

The worst a spoon can do in my eyes is be too circular ; I need a pointed shape so I can actually dig in !

The worst kind of silverware is those knives with only a tiny weird blade at the end, looking like a moon crescent. Yuck ! Give me a nice straight bar of a knife with teeth all along the blade, so I can properly push and cut 😅

I wonder if there's like one type of spoon everyone hates or different types for different people. If it's the latter, we need a spoon swap. No talking to each other. Just spoons and swap.

I have all black cutlery and when those are being washed and I need to use the... silver cutlery, I feel gross.

LOL :')

It doesn't match

we have ~50-50% smaller spoons and bigger spoons. I only use the smaller spoons and nobody else cares enough to have an opinion about them

That looks like one of the spoons I may or may not have taken from the college cafeteria.

I only have good spoons. ✨