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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by ooli2@lemm.ee to c/lotrmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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[–] hmonkey@lemy.lol 60 points 3 days ago (2 children)

S•xual? Man, internet censorship is weird

[–] kernelle@0d.gs 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's engagement bait at this point right?

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Well I ain't playing along.

[–] kernelle@0d.gs 29 points 3 days ago

OP take notes, better crop too.

Beans/10

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Commenting is engagement.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not me, I'm definitely not engaging!

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We're engaged.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 days ago

Aww, congrats!

[–] ooli2@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

edited.. thanks

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 18 points 3 days ago

Sexual censorship being used as engagement bait is a traditional part of many Christian marriages.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

I’m imagining all sorts of popular songs without the e

“When I get that feeling, I needs xual healing”

“I’m too excy for my shirt”

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

AND MY AXE

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

You mean ex right?

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

And Rohan will answer!

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 15 points 3 days ago

Sexual, fuck, fucking.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

There is no fantasy, only ~~Xual~~ Zuul.

[–] DABDA@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

How serendipitous that there's [es]s*x in the background of that image.

Screenshot from the movie Revenge of the Nerds II showing a neon sign for "Hotel Coral Essex" with strategically burned out letters advertising "Hot oral sex"
(Looks like compression kinda ruined my capture, but I always think of this scene when encountering that word)

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 3 days ago

Just have your SO wear some Spock ears 🤷🏻‍♂️