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nginx ("engine x") is an HTTP web server, reverse proxy, content cache, load balancer, TCP/UDP proxy server, and mail proxy server. […] [1]

I still pronounce it as "n-jinx" in my head.

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  1. Title (website): "nginx". Publisher: NGINX. Accessed: 2025-02-26T23:25Z. URI: https://nginx.org/en/.
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[–] 000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

Now you'll tell me it's not pronounced Hap Roxy!

[–] DavidGA@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (18 children)

And postgresql is pronounced post-gres-Q-L, even though it probably should be post-gre-SQL

[–] camh@programming.dev 24 points 4 days ago

I just pronounce it postgres. That's the original name of the database. It originally had its own query language (quel), and SQL was later retrofitted onto it and called PostgreSQL. But the original quel language is long gone that we may as well go back to calling it just Postgres.

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[–] Kissaki@programming.dev 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I always pronounced it engine-x (fluent as one word) but never thought of it meaning engine lol

n gin x -> en gin ex -> "enginex" spoken, nginx thought

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 days ago

This surprised me too. But that was in 2012 😂

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Wow, I never knew people thought it was pronounced differently. Never even considered it looked like jinx.

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[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I'm glad there's pronunciations provided, because to me it looks like it should sound like a slur.

[–] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I went for n-ginx too. I've known for a while that it's actually n-gin-x but have to think carefully to not revert back.

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[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I like to pronounce it as nginks like fucking inks. Yes, with a ng sound in the beginning.

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[–] JDPoZ@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Oh boy - finally a modern internet nerd argument equivalent to the pronunciation of GIF!

[–] psud@aussie.zone 18 points 4 days ago (21 children)

Idiot. Using English letters to try to represent sounds they don't normally make. It didn't work for gif (pronounced commonly as gif instead of jif), why would they think it would work for them?

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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago

"nnnnn-ghinks"

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 2 days ago
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] blackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uk 9 points 4 days ago (4 children)

If you want people to pronounce your project name correctly you should spell it that way. Having a FAQ on pronunciation means you've messed up and lost already. Want it to be called "Engine X"? Call it "Engine X".

My favourite is SAP not wanting people to call it Sap but to spell it out S.A.P. Well sorry, but it's a CVC word, literally the first kind of word everyone learns.

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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 3 days ago

I split the middle with en-JIN-iks (which is how I heard it said long before I saw it written)

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You have to say it in a commanding Japanese accent... Engine X

It sounds way cooler that way

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago
[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

My colleagues were right?!
But of course they pronounce the "ine" as in brine (we are French), which is what really hurts my ears, ugh.

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

One time I was getting estimates for server software for an embedded device I had made. In a teleconference, I told one company that our prototype server ran on nginx. They emailed us an estimate saying we had to switch our embedded system to Windows 10 IoT Enterprise, and put the server on Microsoft's cloud, because "Engine X is not an enterprise web server."

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove

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