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Donald Trump wakes up from a coma (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to c/jokes@lemmy.world

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He asks the nurse: "Where am I?"

"Washington DC," the nurse replies.

"And the trade war with Canada?"

"We won that years ago."

Elated, he asks, "And how much does a carton of eggs cost?"

"Just one toonie eh?"

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[–] Worthess@discuss.online 3 points 1 day ago

Just more examples of why the Executive Branch is the least effective form of the government

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All things being equal, I’d be okay being a Canadian.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well.

Let's talk about this monarchy business.

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We barely talk about it here in Canada.

Now, King Trump, on the other hand...

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Right.

So why would you need or want either to exist? A literal legal statement that nearly your entire population is an inferior form of humanity. The concept is inextricable from monarchism, no matter how vestigial.