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[–] Hyperreality@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago
[–] theodewere@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

they should have called me for research, i actually tested this one when the technology was PlayStation(TM)

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I could take more than a year off before I run out of money. But finding rentals without a job is impossible regardless of how much savings you have. Atleast in Australia where you get evicted atleast once a year because the owner wants to move in

[–] IrrelevantBoB@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

Amateurs.... I have been doing this for more than a decade. Thank you Satoshi

[–] habl 3 points 2 years ago

In this economy that's 3 weeks. I'd rather call in sick.

[–] NotErisma@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

sicko-wistful

Me wishing I can play with roadswitchers until I run out of money

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