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Another smart move (feddit.org)

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[–] notabot@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

I started reading that from the top and got increasingly angry on the way down. That creature is a monster.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago (15 children)

Arrays not starting at 1 bother me. I think the entrenched 0-based index is more important than any major push to use 1 instead, but if I could go back in time and change it I would.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Also remove null reference

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[–] Gigamegs@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What about stacks grows to higher addresses?

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Implying the orange fella has any say in programming language design and general tech conventions

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 4 points 1 week ago

didn't know donny was a forth programmer

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