this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2023
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[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Is the witch infertile in this scenario? Else why wouldn’t he just lay some pipe with her if they love each other

[–] DharkStare@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'm assuming we're talking about two women since it mentions that the witch is "coaching you on how to get men".

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ah that makes sense I suppose… just figured it’s a clueless dude but I should have known that anything tumbler is most likely gay

[–] SpeziSuchtel@feddit.de 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She starts coaching you on how to get men

I assume the protagonist is female.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 years ago

Yeah I figured that out eventually

[–] MYWNcWR9Rgc31zkhTOsA@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is going to blow your mind, but some people are women and some people are gay. Wild.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Obviously I must be a homophobe because I misread a post and was confused about the technicalities. My point was just that tumblr is known for having a vibrant queer community and I should have read twice.

But kudos for the low effort jab I guess

[–] phar@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

People are getting down on you, but the prompt doesn't say male or female, the first response does. It could go the way of the first response, OR if the responder is male... you're right, pipe away.