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Rabbit? I'm a hare! (files.mastodon.social)
submitted 2 years ago by quantenzitrone@feddit.de to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] waigl@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Too bad the tortoise joke doesn't work, because a tortoise is a turtle.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 12 points 2 years ago

And toads are frogs.

[–] notst@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

All of them are green. 🟢

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

[–] notst@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

ALL OF THEM ARE GREEN 🟢

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Did you just assume my species??

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago

Donkey ? I'm a mull you carrot eating lazy dumbass!

[–] AKADAP@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Enter the librarian...

[–] jacktherippah@lemdro.id 4 points 2 years ago

ALLIGATOR? I HARDLY KNOW HER.

[–] lfromanini 4 points 2 years ago

I read this using fire"fox".

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So who gets eaten?

[–] quantenzitrone@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the hare

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Jeez, that’s a savage tortoise

[–] Smoogy@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

And thus why grammar trolls are always the first to get eaten