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GAMERS, USING ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO GAME QUOTE? SCREAM IT INTO THE VOID. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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NO LOLLYGAGGIN

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[–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

EVERYTHING THAT LIVES IS DESIGNED TO END

WE ARE PREPETUALLY TRAPPED IN THIS NEVERENDING SPIRAL OF LIFE AND DEATH

IS THIS A CURSE? OR SOME KIND OF PUNISHMENT?

I OFTEN THINK ABOUT THE GOD WHO BLESSED US WITH THIS CRYPTIC PUZZLE

AND WONDER IF WE'LL EVER GET THE CHANCE TO KILL HIM

[–] orangeNgreen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

HYAAA

[–] nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 years ago

DO NOT DESTROY VITAL TESTING APPARATUS

[–] feral_hedgehog@pawb.social 5 points 2 years ago

NEED A DISPENSER HERE!

[–] pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

GUARDIANS MAKE THEIR OWN FATE

[–] pixelscience@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

I'M A MIGHTY PIRATE!

[–] rustafari@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

SCIENCE COMPELLS US TO EXPLODE THE SUN

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[–] MDKAOD@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

EXPLOSIONS‽

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

“THAT’S THE SECOND BIGGEST MONKEY HEAD I’VE EVER SEEN!”

[–] MrGerrit 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"WHY DID I FOLLOW HIM...? I DON'T KNOW. WHY DO THINGS HAPPEN AS THEY DO IN DREAMS? ALL I KNOW IS THAT, WHEN HE BECKONED... I HAD TO FOLLOW HIM. FROM THAT MOMENT, WE TRAVELED TOGETHER, EAST. ALWAYS... INTO THE EAST."

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[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

LEON!

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

WORK, WORK, WORK

[–] pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

STOP POKING ME!

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[–] root@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

[–] Unseeliefae@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM

[–] Pointy_Dorito@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

MY NAMEEEEE IS GYOBU MASATAKA ONIWA!!!!!!

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

:::DOG GIGGLES::::

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[–] PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

SHAZBOT!

[–] Kolash@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

CATCH A RIDE!

[–] Znarf176@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!

[–] pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

WORMSIGN SPOTTED!

[–] MrSelatcia@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

YOU SPOONY BARD!

[–] TommySalami@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS

[–] ForynGilnith@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I AM HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION AND ONE QUESTION ONLY: EXPLOSIONS?!?!?!?!?

MISTER TORGUE

[–] AlexDawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

HYA! HUH! HA!

[–] meejle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

THE WORST OF TIMES ARE WHEN LAWYERS HAVE TO FORCE THEIR BIGGEST SMILES!!!

[–] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

DOOR STUCK!

[–] itsmaxyd@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I HAVE NOT. COME THIS FAR.. TO DIE NOW!

[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

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[–] CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work 4 points 2 years ago

NO. "VAMP" ISN'T FOR "VAMPIRE", IT'S BECAUSE HE'S BISEXUAL.

[–] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

DEFINITION: 'LOVE' IS MAKING A SHOT TO THE KNEES OF A TARGET 120 KILOMETERS AWAY USING AN ARATECH SNIPER RIFLE WITH A TRI-LIGHT SCOPE. LOVE IS KNOWING YOUR TARGET, PUTTING THEM IN YOUR TARGETING RETICULE, AND TOGETHER, ACHIEVING A SINGULAR PURPOSE AGAINST STATISTICALLY LONG ODDS.

[–] Herbil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

AAH, KOS, OR SOME SAY KOSM... DO YOU HEAR OUR PRAYERS? AS YOU ONCE DID FOR THE VACUOUS ROM, GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES! PLANT EYES ON OUR BRAINS TO CLEANSE OUR BEASTLY IDIOCY!

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[–] Taako_Tuesday@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

YOUR HOME BED WAS MISSING OR OBSTRUCTED

[–] Themadwizardspeaks@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago

GO FOR THE EYES BOO! GO FOR THE EYES! RAAAARGH

[–] fred@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

I FEEL IT! I FEEL THE COSMOS

[–] adrianmalacoda@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS NO POINT IN LIVING. CRY, THAT THERE IS NO ANSWER!

[–] Nemoder@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

STRIKE THE EARTH!!

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[–] ExpertisePredicament@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

KAIRI'S INSIDE ME?

[–] ElleChaise@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

DO A BARREL ROLL!

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