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Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread (slrpnk.net)

submitted 9 months ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 months ago

Yass and when I'm walking into the store I always offer to take a cart for someone walking theirs back, if such a person is within hailing distance.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think it's similar to weights in a gym. Leaving them on the barbell is a jerk move. Returning them to their correct staging location is the ethically correct thing to do. Whenever I see them left on the barbell, I imagine a fantasy where the person has a team of horn players follow them around and play for them to announce their superiority.

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 4 points 9 months ago

Yay, I'm good!

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