Ugh, parents going somewhere long distance? Disgusting. You should be on house arrest until at least 18 months.
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I have 3 kids, they're much older now and I love them dearly... Have another one? I would rather cut my cock off with a rusty spoon. I have no clue how I got through all of the crying and bullshit.
Maybe private airplanes aren't such a bad idea after all.