Parenting

"Cats aren't weapons, say you're sorry! To both your brother and Rhea"

My five year old was annoying my four year old while the youngest was manhandling one of our cats. My youngest threw the cat at him.

You'd better not be reading on the toilet!

Kid legitimately prefers reading in the bathroom to doing it in his room and will spend well over an hour in there because of it. It's a problem when we've got somewhere to be...

Please don’t eat your shoes

Here are your spiders, now go potty.