thebirdspapaya_snark

For those of you in Canada. Please be sure to use this weeks Canadian tire flyer as your puppy’s pee pad or in your fire pit 🙄

I knew you would all find somewhere to settle after the Reddit exit but I finally found it! I feel like I’m home again haha

When you claim your body is the least interesting about you but finally admit it is all you got.

Twisters is about to be pushed aside for a Deadpool personality after tonight 🙄🤡

She’s incapable of not making things her entire personality. Now her whole personality is Twisters, every single week it’s something new. Like you don’t need to obsess over everything! It’s okay to just like/love something without going full speed.

Why is she posting pics like this from B and L’s bathroom? Go take these pics in your own bathroom. Once again, that Iceland ass is MIA haha

So she’s all by herself and set up the camera to film this ridiculousness, edited it and posted it and believes she’s changing the world. Okay.

I can’t believe this woman is a writer when she thinks it’s “sega” and not “saga” even though her captions caught it correctly. Shane correcting her and she still thought it was “a sega of our year” truly a nimrod. And no the stingray was not the story of the year, she’s so out of touch with real life.

A month ago she promised to keep the memory of little Isabella Thomson, alive. We won’t let her be forgotten she said. Hasn’t mentioned her since and I bet she won’t again. Vile creature, will do anything and use anyone for likes and content.

Complains she can’t eat properly because of canker sores, shows herself last night at a restaurant eating and then this morning she’s eating churros. She can never stick to a story 🙄

Oh there she is buying more shit she doesn’t need at the thrift store while L tries to get her attention. She prob wants to sell those plates to get more money to pay for another Disney trip.

Sarah was out at the thrift store again today and picked up a vintage Victoria Secret sweater just like one she had when she was in high school. She regrets donating it. This woman’s attachment to things from her childhood is really strange to me. Has she mentioned anymore intensive therapy sessions? She should talk about why she needs all these things surrounding her - the childhood toys and clothes - but I doubt she’s continued. She did say it was exhausting!

Bragging Barbie, asking which size suitcase she should bring on her free trip

Immediately came home and started bragging about the house renovation 👌

"So anyway" is how I really feel about her posts. Especially lately. Grasping at straws these days. Nontent. Boring. Irrelevant

What a shock, she’s out shopping again at the thrift stores 🙄 she’s addicted good lord. Judges Shane for buying something he wants and she’s out buying “vintage” le chateau shoes, she needs a better hobby.

Oh goodie, another “park day” for Birdie bc she hasn’t had enough of those 🙄 I hope her kids are having a good weekend at home while their mother prances around Disney without them.

What is this absolute nonsense? A video on loop of her child pulling down the front of her bathing suit bottom. It’s completely unnecessary 🤬

This entire story made me sick. She’s not a cool mom, I don’t need to see your boobs, I like that cream and now I can’t buy it and could the ‘gifted’ be any smaller?

I bet it absolutely KILLS her to play this not posting all day game because we all know how addicted she is to posting. She just wants attention, she’s always so transparent.

Tomorrow it’ll be “omg so many of you messaged me with concern, I just needed a day as my PMDD has been so awful” wah wah poor Sarah, pulling the PMDD disappearing act before going on a trip.

The fact she’s now randomly in NYC? Must be nice to drop all responsibilities at home and jet off to NYC. The fact she just drops her kids like it’s no big deal and goes off for no reason.

Another big career day for Birdie. Deciding what nails to wear, bragging about her new kitchen and bragging about her toy room that’s more for her than any of her kids bc I can assure you the 3 older kids don’t care about it like she is pretends they do lol

How old is she again?? I breathe the same air as you??? Girl, get a life!

Also, no way Hugh ‘locked eyes’ with her. Def did not see that in the video she posted. Delusional.

Does anyone have any idea what she would be paid for the cup deal? I’m curious to know how something like this works.

Has anyone seen the latest picture of her that she posted in a swimsuit??? The editing is out of control